Lorelai: I’m serious. Why don’t you go get the measuring tape now?
Rory: I am not going to measure my boobs.
Lorelai: Because you know that you are totally bigger.[….]
Rory: You’re cracked!
(via heirofslytherin)
The person who buys the basket wins the company of the person who makes the basket for lunch.
(Source: kerkoviches, via greatouterspacedunce)