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booth kissed brennan, brennan kissed him back with love and lots n lots of passion. “jks i hate you,” brennan slapped booth. “wtf did you do that for u crazy biatch!!!!11!!” Brennan started crying. “soz booth i forgotz to tell ya im preggo, my hormones are going cray cray,” brennan sighed. “daw its okay i forgive u, i can’t believes were having a baby, thats cray cray!” Brennan went bright red, “u-u-um booth the baby is not yours, it’s u-um hodgins…wait it might be sweets, not sure yetz, but ik its not urs because ur sperm sux.” booth started half crying and half raging. “i hate you!1!11!!! i hate you so much, gonna kill myself now.” brennan started crying too, “noooooOOOONNoOO booth don’t do it,” brennan screamed. But it was too late, booth had shot himself in the head. Brennan stood covered in booths blood crying. she whispered “i was joking, its your son parkers’ child, we gotz a bit cray cray soz”. 

~the end 

ur welcome :) 

I’m guessing the boy I flashed goes to your school?
Yes he does.
Is he single?

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• Rue: *points to tracker jacker nest
• Katniss: *begins to saw off branch*
• Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY

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